Got up, put in my teeth,
Still wrapped up in my sheet.
Now where are my glasses?
The dogs got them, those sorry a.. dogs. (hehehe)

Next I reach for my Preparation H
So far I am not liking this day.
Now to light the candles on my cake,
Hurry!! Call the fire department, ooops too late.

© Janice Jarnagin
November 17, 2001